Where's everyone? hmm.
2004/11/29
lame one-liners!! haha =p
Everyone has a photographic memory.. Some, don't have film.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
On the other hand.. you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Pardon my driving. I'm reloading.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.
Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
Shin: A device for finding furniture.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
honk honk!! ;)
2004/09/13
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heyo..the show "FRIENDS" ended just now..
last episode already.
hmmm. maybe we entes.
we'll also get to last another ten yrs, or so?
who knows huh.
hey, guys and gals.
i'll see u there.
:)
last episode already.
hmmm. maybe we entes.
we'll also get to last another ten yrs, or so?
who knows huh.
hey, guys and gals.
i'll see u there.
:)
2004/09/01
lame jokes.. :p
A little boy was visiting his grandmother and the young boy asked his grandmother,"grandma, how old are you"? She replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that". A few minutes past and the young boy asked his grandmother another question, "how much do you weight"? The grandmother replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that"! The following week when the little boy went back to school he told his friends about the coversation he had with his grandmother and how he was unable to get an answer from her. The little boy's friends advised him to look on her drivers license, all the information will be there. The next week when the little boy was visiting his grandmother he told her he knew how much she weighed and how old she was. The grandmother didn't believe him until he told her,"you weight 130lb., and you are 65 years old". Then the little boy in a bashfull way wispered to his grandmother, "I also know you got an F in Sex".
A farmer is milking his cow. As he is milking, a fly comes along and flies into the cows ear. A little bit later, the farmer notices the fly in the milk. The farmer looks up and says, "Hmph. In one ear, out the utter."
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor askes him, "So how has life been treating you?" The old man replies, "The Lord's been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, He turns the light on and when I'm finished, He turns the light off." While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor tells her what her husband said. She replied "D*mn it! The old fart's been pissin in the ice box again!"~
Two old guys at an old folk's home shooting the breeze. One says "How's the memory?" The other says "Perfect, touch wood", and raps his knuckles on the table. 2 minutes go bye, and then he says "Somebody gonna get the door or what?
A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex." The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings. First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it. The man immediately says "sex". Next the doctor draws a circle, which the man again identifies as sex. Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle, which of course the patient identifies as "sex". The doctor puts the drawings away and says to the patient, "Yes, I do believe that you have an obsession with sex." To which the man replies, "I'm not the one with the obsession! YOU'RE the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"
Two male mushrooms are walking down the road. Walking towards them is a female mushroom all dressed up. They look at her. She ignores them both and walks right by. Then, the one male mushroom, in a very high pitched mushroom voice, says to the other: "Jeez, she didn't even look at us. What's wrong? We are a couple of fun-gis!"
A skeleton is in a bar. He goes up to the bar.
"A pint of lager and a mop please."
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
What's brown and sticky?
A stick..
What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Their middle name.~
And.. Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
They all have phones.~
What bird can lift the most weight?
The Crane
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. (no eye dear)
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
- Still.. no idea.
Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "god it's hot in here, and the other sausage says "OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"~
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits a windshield?
- His butt.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb into a tree and act like a nut...
AND..
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud!!
:p
A farmer is milking his cow. As he is milking, a fly comes along and flies into the cows ear. A little bit later, the farmer notices the fly in the milk. The farmer looks up and says, "Hmph. In one ear, out the utter."
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor askes him, "So how has life been treating you?" The old man replies, "The Lord's been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, He turns the light on and when I'm finished, He turns the light off." While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor tells her what her husband said. She replied "D*mn it! The old fart's been pissin in the ice box again!"~
Two old guys at an old folk's home shooting the breeze. One says "How's the memory?" The other says "Perfect, touch wood", and raps his knuckles on the table. 2 minutes go bye, and then he says "Somebody gonna get the door or what?
A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex." The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings. First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it. The man immediately says "sex". Next the doctor draws a circle, which the man again identifies as sex. Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle, which of course the patient identifies as "sex". The doctor puts the drawings away and says to the patient, "Yes, I do believe that you have an obsession with sex." To which the man replies, "I'm not the one with the obsession! YOU'RE the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"
Two male mushrooms are walking down the road. Walking towards them is a female mushroom all dressed up. They look at her. She ignores them both and walks right by. Then, the one male mushroom, in a very high pitched mushroom voice, says to the other: "Jeez, she didn't even look at us. What's wrong? We are a couple of fun-gis!"
A skeleton is in a bar. He goes up to the bar.
"A pint of lager and a mop please."
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
What's brown and sticky?
A stick..
What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Their middle name.~
And.. Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
They all have phones.~
What bird can lift the most weight?
The Crane
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. (no eye dear)
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
- Still.. no idea.
Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "god it's hot in here, and the other sausage says "OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"~
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits a windshield?
- His butt.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb into a tree and act like a nut...
AND..
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud!!
:p
2004/08/24
hmmmmm :p
hmmmm.. haha this place been crawling with spider webs..
heyy, blogger introduced this new blogger bar on top, and.. now when i click on "next blog", i'm taken to some random blog on blogspot.. wahh, talk about instant “voyeurism”.. u know, sometimes it does seem fascinating. that we get to read something like that, of someone we totally dun know. just like that.
hmmm. yummy.
heyy i read some of ur blogs. and i must say most of the time i'm really tempted to comment. But then, it feels wierd lah if I just leave something on that comment page. hmmm. u know.. very often the writings show a great deal of maturity, and how a lot of thought goes into what u all put there. very amazing stuff. No surprises lah since we're all so old liao. but yah, some of the stuff out there make very intriguing reads. But, Haha,
“teacher teachhherr, cherrr, I got something to say..”
U see, casey has been putting up a few pieces touching on "dreams", "aspirations" and "success". Very gd pieces, if not cliched. certainly reflects very much on his personality. very gd stuff lah. He even has a LKY article telling us the usual “how to prepare urself for the future economy” recommendation. A must read for shitheads like me hor. haha. and amy? amy writes very well. Mind boggling stuff to say the least, but her blog’s her voice and she’s screaming I think. heyy, yup and i read larry's livejournal just now. larry sounds very different. In the latest entry! He’s speaking English.. impeccable English leh, as he tries to examine his r/s issues, or lack of issues anyway. Haha ok lah. Me also wat.
mr demuro:
wahh casey casey. It seems very obvious that u are set on achieving something great with ur life. Haha. Ok that didn’t sound too scarcastic did it? Ok no lah. heyy under casey’s yr bk photo, u know, it would read something like “guy most likely to start great porridge conglomerate / embark food empire”. Haha.
From wat I last heard, he’s going to join breadtalk. Then from there he’s going to learn all there is to learn about running a mega food franchise… Then, Then like the fast forward scenes from the movies.. kinda like when rocky runs up and down those nv ending concrete steps, training to fight like a bumble bee all under all five minutes.. yup. Casey’s going to be one of those. The camera’s going to pan left to right.. scenes of casey working toiling endlessly.. scrubbing floors.. and with the hands of the kitchen clock endlessly turning.. oh the calendar pages tearing.. casey climbs the foodie industry corporate ladder on the double!! and in no time.. he heads out!! Starts his own business.. and he’s king of the world!! Haha. Cool.
I believe in dreams too. We ARE at the crossroads of our lives. No shit. And let’s just hope we would still be able to recognize ourselves when we try to do that next left turn at the junction eh. I think, there’s a lot to say about this topic here. Not just about what’s on the surface, but this issue would be going into something really deep. And very often people do give very clichéd and standardized answers. But then there’ll always some deep underlying meaning behind those answers. I had hoped to attack this notion of dreams and so called success. But then I decided against it, since anyone who would try to do something like that would in the end only contradict himself. Clichéd,or not. I must say dreams and aspirations are the kinda of stuff that’s got us this far in first place.
Gemini star:
Haha hey I’m so impressed I left a smiley face in the comment box. Ok ok, or rather, I was kinda so “drawn in” by ur latest entry. I guess wat u saying applies to me too huh. Haha. But I guess it must feel gd to have all the ladies hanging around u. And I believe the qn u left off with, well, the qn itself is irrelevant. And an answer is unnecessary.. U’re the Gemini star leh. Haha
Hey the results are coming out soon... :p
Ok. :)
tense - 蔡宗祐
twentysomething - jamie callum
heyy, blogger introduced this new blogger bar on top, and.. now when i click on "next blog", i'm taken to some random blog on blogspot.. wahh, talk about instant “voyeurism”.. u know, sometimes it does seem fascinating. that we get to read something like that, of someone we totally dun know. just like that.
hmmm. yummy.
heyy i read some of ur blogs. and i must say most of the time i'm really tempted to comment. But then, it feels wierd lah if I just leave something on that comment page. hmmm. u know.. very often the writings show a great deal of maturity, and how a lot of thought goes into what u all put there. very amazing stuff. No surprises lah since we're all so old liao. but yah, some of the stuff out there make very intriguing reads. But, Haha,
“teacher teachhherr, cherrr, I got something to say..”
U see, casey has been putting up a few pieces touching on "dreams", "aspirations" and "success". Very gd pieces, if not cliched. certainly reflects very much on his personality. very gd stuff lah. He even has a LKY article telling us the usual “how to prepare urself for the future economy” recommendation. A must read for shitheads like me hor. haha. and amy? amy writes very well. Mind boggling stuff to say the least, but her blog’s her voice and she’s screaming I think. heyy, yup and i read larry's livejournal just now. larry sounds very different. In the latest entry! He’s speaking English.. impeccable English leh, as he tries to examine his r/s issues, or lack of issues anyway. Haha ok lah. Me also wat.
mr demuro:
wahh casey casey. It seems very obvious that u are set on achieving something great with ur life. Haha. Ok that didn’t sound too scarcastic did it? Ok no lah. heyy under casey’s yr bk photo, u know, it would read something like “guy most likely to start great porridge conglomerate / embark food empire”. Haha.
From wat I last heard, he’s going to join breadtalk. Then from there he’s going to learn all there is to learn about running a mega food franchise… Then, Then like the fast forward scenes from the movies.. kinda like when rocky runs up and down those nv ending concrete steps, training to fight like a bumble bee all under all five minutes.. yup. Casey’s going to be one of those. The camera’s going to pan left to right.. scenes of casey working toiling endlessly.. scrubbing floors.. and with the hands of the kitchen clock endlessly turning.. oh the calendar pages tearing.. casey climbs the foodie industry corporate ladder on the double!! and in no time.. he heads out!! Starts his own business.. and he’s king of the world!! Haha. Cool.
I believe in dreams too. We ARE at the crossroads of our lives. No shit. And let’s just hope we would still be able to recognize ourselves when we try to do that next left turn at the junction eh. I think, there’s a lot to say about this topic here. Not just about what’s on the surface, but this issue would be going into something really deep. And very often people do give very clichéd and standardized answers. But then there’ll always some deep underlying meaning behind those answers. I had hoped to attack this notion of dreams and so called success. But then I decided against it, since anyone who would try to do something like that would in the end only contradict himself. Clichéd,or not. I must say dreams and aspirations are the kinda of stuff that’s got us this far in first place.
Gemini star:
Haha hey I’m so impressed I left a smiley face in the comment box. Ok ok, or rather, I was kinda so “drawn in” by ur latest entry. I guess wat u saying applies to me too huh. Haha. But I guess it must feel gd to have all the ladies hanging around u. And I believe the qn u left off with, well, the qn itself is irrelevant. And an answer is unnecessary.. U’re the Gemini star leh. Haha
Hey the results are coming out soon... :p
Ok. :)
\\ music //
moon river - 蔡宗祐tense - 蔡宗祐
twentysomething - jamie callum
2004/08/09
家。:)
Hmmmm.. national day.. haha, i dunnno, watching the parade on the tele today didn't exactly feel as exciting compared to when we were still little kids huh.. but it feels different lah. u know, national day isn't just a holiday anymore. now, when i watch the parade, it isn't just about how fancy the fireworks are or how colorful the costumes can be.. it's like the feeling when they finally sang all those national day songs at the end of the parade.. hey, it's about the feeling, that we all get to sit down together to mark this day as one, where we all have this common ground, where there is this love.. where this is where we grew up. where this is where we all belong..
hey, we're at home. in s'pore :)
haha, it's not hard to realize so much has changed. but it's hard to imagine how we all must have been like when we were all still young. we, all grew up in the 80s.. a time of he-man and care bears.. haha, and we went to pap kindergardens.. wearing this white shirt.. with this blue tie.. hehe.
我们长大咯.. :p
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Sarah McLaughlin - In The Arms of an Angel
hey, we're at home. in s'pore :)
\\ music //
Home
haha, it's not hard to realize so much has changed. but it's hard to imagine how we all must have been like when we were all still young. we, all grew up in the 80s.. a time of he-man and care bears.. haha, and we went to pap kindergardens.. wearing this white shirt.. with this blue tie.. hehe.
我们长大咯.. :p
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"kervvinnn, how i wished we didn't have to grow up.."
"heyy.. yup."
ohh she was cute, haha. yup, i guess five yrs ago, this was wat this girl told me. hehe we were out shopping. and there and then, we walked into the toy department. and we started talking about stuff like the toys we had when we were younger..
heyy, she didn't keep her part of the deal. she grew up. haha, of course she grew up lah.
but, i'm still pretty much keeping to my part of that promise. haha. i enjoy being simple old me, wat. but.. of course, i'm not that much of a little boy anywayy.. hhaa.
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haha, so here i am.. :p
hmmmm, there is dianism.. and yangism and wat not.. haha, so i can't post too serious stuff here. huh, is it? i think so.. but then, my lameness not so high level leh.. haha.. ohh dear, dear yangism.. pls, dun call me a moo moo. u know, i'm a guy, and u're a guy. u know? haha, thnks.. haha, and u say gail, goon do, haha.. diana yes lah. but gail not lah, haha.. then again, diana-logy is very funny, although everything sounds so good... a five yr old would say "u sure or notttt".. diana is five, by the way. hhaa..
ho ho. okkk.. kiddin. no offence. i'm just jokin ok.. yup, heyy ok, it's all veryy nice. haha. yup yup it's all very good.. so, diana u better start compiling a book on all this stuff u say.. u know, u dun wanna forget everything, and then u would be depriving all the other dear s'poreans of all ur jokes.. aiyahh, u wouldn't want to dissapoint everyone rite? haha, one day it's all gonna be essential reading in sch eh. hehe.. :)
ohhhh, sch has already started for most of u. and.. u know, when i step into sch.. woahhhh.. hey heyy there are so many prettyy girls this yr.. okk.. ourr girlss are pretty too. haha, but hey, i'm just saying. yes. there are many pretty girls in sch. :p
haha, kervin rule no. ONE. girls, only pretty when they have beautiful eyes.
okkkk. haha i guess at least half of all the girls in the world would qualify lah.. hha :p
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heyy heyy 大家讲华语。
我们是新加坡公民，不分..会....讲..华语..会...会..不会..讲华语..
*ding dong* +bus stopping+
haha, ok ok.. but.. have u all ever wondered why they have mandarin shows on that tv mobile crap? there are non-chinese on the bus rite? hmmmm
and, oh yah.. i was having supper that day.. and i was having "black chicken soup". ehh, and this still remains one of the biggest mysteries of life to me!! why.. why is black chicken black？ popular answers usually revolve around "the chickens.. from africa wat... so chicken black lorr".... okk.. whyy.. is black chicken black? haha.
ahh, the wonders of life.. :p
- - - - - - - - - 家。:)
"Home" is a nice song.. kinda stirs up that warm fuzzy wuzzy national day feelings inside.. :)
haha, and saw this movie on tv that day. nicholas cage.. errmm meg ryan. errmm angel something? i think. hmmm, and here, mr cage has very nice eyes. his eyes can talk . but then again, just before kervin rule no. ONE, there is rule no. 0.5.. and that says "u must be female!!"
haha, awww mr cage, with the nice eyes, doesn't meet the strict criterias of the kervin selection process.. awwww.. hhhaaaa
okk.. haha ok ok.. :)
hey heyy, to viny: thnks for the letter.
and, for those of u who were working on national day, the nation salutes u!
and here.. music from that "angel something movie.." :)
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haha, 长大咯.. :p
august 9th.
enjoy.
\\ music //
Sarah McLaughlin - In The Arms of an Angel
Goo Goo Dolls - Iris
2004/07/12
today..
hey, today's the 12 of july... yeahhh.. wahh, gone through a lot of changes this yr.. strange, it feels like i've known "this" forever.. haha jc, or even army, seem to have been eons ago.. it's been a long long while, man..haha
heyy, had a nice orientation day last friday. grape and sharky, superb babes.. i would have been totally lost without them.. hmmmm thnks thnks :)
haha, and apple and dinosaur, came to join in the fun too.. nice :)
wahh haha, finally met up with sharky and des..haven't seen them in a long while eh :)
and, hmmmm, susie was incredible, salesgirl of the yr, no doubt. great help. amazing fund raising.. :)
hmmmmm haha just noticed that the guys.. our names, are just, our names leh.. no code,haha :p
heyy ok ok.. hmmmmm school's out. and life, for me, has since been one long, lazy, journey of self discovery.. haha wierd. and, it would turn out, i find, myself, in one word, simple.. no big dreams, no big car, no big goals.. yet. well.. and, i read this online thing the other day.. and it had me convinced..that i had absolutely nothing to offer!! u know,nothing special lah.. meaning, no girl, would ever want to have anything to do with me!! haha..all u girls want is.. someone, tall, dark, handsome.. u know, key words: smart, good looking, funny, personality... wat, good checkbones, nice hair, sqaure pecs,, cool abs, and a nice tight ass to top it off.. siao lah.. haha.. my god.. sighh.. :p
hmmmm.. haha larry's still in jail.. but he'll be released soon, by the end of this wk :)
and, yang's back from the dengue jungles. he, overcame malaria, and i hear, he's now immune to dengue.. and oh yah apparantly, now immune to aids too.. haha, oh wahh kerv. ok not funny. :p
hmmmm nice to be hanging out with everyone again..
heyy guys and gals... i still remember the first time we met in camp leh.. yup.
it's been one yr haha, and, yes, it has been an incredible journey.
absolutely, incredible. heyy..
and, it's only just begun..
cheers. :)
heyy, had a nice orientation day last friday. grape and sharky, superb babes.. i would have been totally lost without them.. hmmmm thnks thnks :)
haha, and apple and dinosaur, came to join in the fun too.. nice :)
wahh haha, finally met up with sharky and des..haven't seen them in a long while eh :)
and, hmmmm, susie was incredible, salesgirl of the yr, no doubt. great help. amazing fund raising.. :)
hmmmmm haha just noticed that the guys.. our names, are just, our names leh.. no code,haha :p
heyy ok ok.. hmmmmm school's out. and life, for me, has since been one long, lazy, journey of self discovery.. haha wierd. and, it would turn out, i find, myself, in one word, simple.. no big dreams, no big car, no big goals.. yet. well.. and, i read this online thing the other day.. and it had me convinced..that i had absolutely nothing to offer!! u know,nothing special lah.. meaning, no girl, would ever want to have anything to do with me!! haha..all u girls want is.. someone, tall, dark, handsome.. u know, key words: smart, good looking, funny, personality... wat, good checkbones, nice hair, sqaure pecs,, cool abs, and a nice tight ass to top it off.. siao lah.. haha.. my god.. sighh.. :p
hmmmm.. haha larry's still in jail.. but he'll be released soon, by the end of this wk :)
and, yang's back from the dengue jungles. he, overcame malaria, and i hear, he's now immune to dengue.. and oh yah apparantly, now immune to aids too.. haha, oh wahh kerv. ok not funny. :p
hmmmm nice to be hanging out with everyone again..
heyy guys and gals... i still remember the first time we met in camp leh.. yup.
it's been one yr haha, and, yes, it has been an incredible journey.
absolutely, incredible. heyy..
and, it's only just begun..
cheers. :)
2004/06/17
a midsummer night's dream..heyy..大家好..
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hey..大家好..好久不见了啊.. hahha.. 好吧，好吧，我今天就不要在这里乱talk cock 了..hehe, heyy everyone..here's a video of all our memeories of 2003-2004. ok ok ok, this is not everything lah.. but this is 6min++ of watever i think's so cool about everything here.. oh well, 大家好..辛苦了.. 哈哈..
u know, recently i've discovered how to make videos!! heyy, can use photos/videos and even ur own soundtrack, that u can piece everything together to have something like this.. heyy.. so interesstttingg.. ++ 兴奋 + hehhe :p
sorryy lah.. but.. errmmm.. ok..大家不要say我lazy.. yess yess errmm，although 我知道我currently我是真的是，有一点点的那个..有那个free time, eh.. errmm yess,
i understand.. yess mdm.. :p
heyy..haha, for those of u who can't possibly understand my articulate use of mandarin, well sorryy.. heyyy..hmmmm..maybe some of u can't even see the chinese characters.. heyy..nvm lah..
hmmmm, this is a 19MB video, so, i can't put the whole thing on this blog.. heyy when u see me online.. u can ask me for it.. :)
OR anyone out there, with web space for 20MB?
hahha sigh my server account got cancelled :p
2004/06/14
lobster face!! hahha
helloOo everyone..
a few of us made a trip down to sentosa last friday..woah..got a real solid tan..ermm hahha a rather, painful tan for me anyway. hmmmm it was a really good day, a nice quiet day at the beach, hmmmm and it helped that a group of pretty young girls came sitting down beside us haha.. yup. well, like that lor.. heyy had a nice dinner at this jap place. hmmmmm, although the day ended on a rather wrong note..
ouch..haha my skin's starting to peel..ohh blame it on my white, tender errm err.. :p
errmm sensitive skin lah..haha but a tan once in a while is a good one. wahh i'm red now..gonna turn black soon.. any blacker i'll have to wear my afro :p
sigh.. did something really very stupid yesterday.. u know.. errmm aiyah..u know, that feeling u get, when u realised that watever u've done, that someone's prob never going to know a single thing about it? huh..and on my way home, on the bus, well, i was thinking about it all the way. my god. wahh damn..hhaa..lost, again. hhaha monkhood here i come. :)
wahhh hhaha, and enbar is gonna become a porno site leh..with all these hot boy \ frozen king \ princess wat not pictures, haha, hmmm..we're going have to slap a M18 rating on this site real soon. ohh, yahh, by the way, i'm also ermm, a "passionate lover" hahha.. same same as sean sean eh.. haha me? *passsionnn* awww, errmmm, now dark secrets all exposed hahha..ok ok, not too sure how much of that is true lah..
hahha got some feedback that this current template ermm sucks!! hhaha, awwww, dunno leh.. i find reading on this template, a lot easier than on the first black one.. and at least this screen layout's more consistent, it looks the same whether u use 1024*768 or 800*600. haha.. errmm not fresh meh? refreshing? simple? easy on the eyes?? evergreen? haha dunno lah.. we'll see. anyone wanna change go change lor hhaha.. :p
and someone said, put up our photos here, jus so that ppl know who's who.. wahh hmmm.. goood idea lah, though.. ermm ok. haha :)
hmmmmm, done my ECR thingy,, realised many of u ppl prob done it on the very first night or something. wahh u're fast eh ppl. never tell me some more.. :p
chose OT, and MSM..and two other compulsory IS thingys.. yup thingys.. hahha, have a feelin these thingys not going to as simple as it looks..
wahh it's june already. slowly counting down to sept eh.. hahha.. i love sch..yahh rite, hmmmm can't wait to get back to everything :)
hahha.. noticed a lot of u, are like, more into alternative music, indie, brit, rock, u know, everythingg?.. hmmm i like all that too.. but here's something different for a change,, here's.. *gasp* *gasp* a "backstreet boys" song!!! hhehe.. found this song lying somewhere in my mp3 folder.. deep deep inside leh.. wahh it's been a long time eh.. >> "how did i fall in love with u"
haha yess BSB is kinda eickyy..
but, thisss is a nice song..
yup.. enjoy*
a few of us made a trip down to sentosa last friday..woah..got a real solid tan..ermm hahha a rather, painful tan for me anyway. hmmmm it was a really good day, a nice quiet day at the beach, hmmmm and it helped that a group of pretty young girls came sitting down beside us haha.. yup. well, like that lor.. heyy had a nice dinner at this jap place. hmmmmm, although the day ended on a rather wrong note..
ouch..haha my skin's starting to peel..ohh blame it on my white, tender errm err.. :p
errmm sensitive skin lah..haha but a tan once in a while is a good one. wahh i'm red now..gonna turn black soon.. any blacker i'll have to wear my afro :p
sigh.. did something really very stupid yesterday.. u know.. errmm aiyah..u know, that feeling u get, when u realised that watever u've done, that someone's prob never going to know a single thing about it? huh..and on my way home, on the bus, well, i was thinking about it all the way. my god. wahh damn..hhaa..lost, again. hhaha monkhood here i come. :)
wahhh hhaha, and enbar is gonna become a porno site leh..with all these hot boy \ frozen king \ princess wat not pictures, haha, hmmm..we're going have to slap a M18 rating on this site real soon. ohh, yahh, by the way, i'm also ermm, a "passionate lover" hahha.. same same as sean sean eh.. haha me? *passsionnn* awww, errmmm, now dark secrets all exposed hahha..ok ok, not too sure how much of that is true lah..
hahha got some feedback that this current template ermm sucks!! hhaha, awwww, dunno leh.. i find reading on this template, a lot easier than on the first black one.. and at least this screen layout's more consistent, it looks the same whether u use 1024*768 or 800*600. haha.. errmm not fresh meh? refreshing? simple? easy on the eyes?? evergreen? haha dunno lah.. we'll see. anyone wanna change go change lor hhaha.. :p
and someone said, put up our photos here, jus so that ppl know who's who.. wahh hmmm.. goood idea lah, though.. ermm ok. haha :)
hmmmmm, done my ECR thingy,, realised many of u ppl prob done it on the very first night or something. wahh u're fast eh ppl. never tell me some more.. :p
chose OT, and MSM..and two other compulsory IS thingys.. yup thingys.. hahha, have a feelin these thingys not going to as simple as it looks..
wahh it's june already. slowly counting down to sept eh.. hahha.. i love sch..yahh rite, hmmmm can't wait to get back to everything :)
hahha.. noticed a lot of u, are like, more into alternative music, indie, brit, rock, u know, everythingg?.. hmmm i like all that too.. but here's something different for a change,, here's.. *gasp* *gasp* a "backstreet boys" song!!! hhehe.. found this song lying somewhere in my mp3 folder.. deep deep inside leh.. wahh it's been a long time eh.. >> "how did i fall in love with u"
haha yess BSB is kinda eickyy..
but, thisss is a nice song..
yup.. enjoy*
\\ big sound //
<< track11 >>
2004/06/07
helloOo everyone..
hahha hey ppl ppl..hey heyy.. enbar has gotten a new look.. lime green, fresh and happy hahha.. this is going to be a rather permanent look, wahh i think it looks good lah. hehhe.. ok ok, self praise is no praise :phmmmmm, haha.. heyy, wahh how time flies. funny thing, come july, it would be exactly one year since we ppl first met up with each other in that camp. hey, yup, in the blink of an eye, one whole year has past ehh.hmmmmm..wahh.. haha. :)
heyy lookin back, wahh it's been like three wks since the exams were over huh..yahh but i guess many of you guys and gals have been pretty much absorbed in ur work lah.
hey, all u lovely ppl out there haha, hmmmm, if i still remember properly, we're going to go sentosa rite..and there's sungei buloh..maybe some hiking..more movies..ermm puala ubin..ermm heyy a movie marathon at diana's..and haha, hmmm wahh there's cambodia..oh yahh the desaru trip in july huh..hmmmm haha..looking forward to everything lah..
i wanna tell ghost stories!! hahha :)
heyyy, i realized that i always sound so depressing when i write hahha. hmmm yup, that's jus how i am on the inside. hmmmm, haha and..if i'm ever going to blog regularly, it'll all sound so depressed and serious.. hahaha. looonnnngg and sadd stories wahh.
hmmmm, haha yup yup, been out job hunting with diana and casey, and we went to quite a few job agencies already..hmmmmm one agency did call back lah..well, it was for a job in a factory in tuas..hmmmm not really sure about that lah.
wahhh heyy, about my stint in prudential..hmmmm i've been thinkin about that for a long time..heyy i've passed all the interviews, interview wirh that veryy pretty HR girl hehhe, interview with the associate manager,, and next i'm going to meet the director..hmmmmmm.. well, i've decided not to do it in the end. ermm, thinkin about it, i jus dun see myself being happy doing something like that..insurance..wahh and i dun see myself committing to something so long term, especially u know, when sch starts again in sept. hmm yup, gonna turn it down.
hahha maybe gonna ask that HR girl out for lunch, hhahah.. ok ok, it's not something i would do lah ..hmmm but she seems really nice.. and hhahaa, imagine this.. i did a half hour interview with her..and she was doing all the "demure girl hair actions" hahhaa..and ermm dun forget to mention that intense eye contact.. woahhhh hhaha.. Sizzlingggg~*.. hhaaha.not bad leh.. hehhe
but..nahh.. i dun think so..hmmmm heyy, dun really dare to think about something like "l-o-v-e" right now.. haha can't even take care of myself liao..wanna think about someone else haha..hmmm oh well..
haha,hmmmm.. jus had a chat on msn.. looks like one our gals is having a problem with this guy she met.. hahhaa.. and our professional mamasans and papasans all readily dished out all the superr duperrr ideas.. hmmmm hhaa opps..maybe i shouldn't say all this here? huh *hint hint* hhahaaa.. ohhh.. whyy like that.. ohhh poooorr thingg lahhh.. hhaha..
yo yo yo, hhaha.. :p
i wanna be a rock star!!! hahhaa.. Ok ok, i'll leave the sweet dreams to after bedtime hehhe..
ok ok.. heyy.. the bittersweet: the joy and tears, the up and downs.
the simple happiness we enjoy :)
\\ big sound //
<< bitter : sweet >>
2004/06/03
2004/05/27
hey everybody..
\\ big sound //
<< advance cassatte - spoon >>hahha, went out today.. hey.. for those of u who couldn't go.. haha we had fun. u know, we went for coffee at that pacific milk place, at city link.. Yes, that same milk place where the cows are supposedly milked when "they are steamed"..ermm..yess.. errmm.. when their "cow nipples" are "well erect".. AH-HEM.. and..that, is when milk, "is squeezed", and extracted to form that cup of "fine perfection"..that beautiful foamy lather of that white bubbly-creamy-whole-bodied goodness.. ahhh.. yummyy, slurp*.. hhaha well.. that's what "steamed" milk is, so says mr demuro.. well OK..i believe him. ermm hahha.. :)
sigh..hmmmm.. came home with a whole mixed bag of feelings today. yes the exams are over. and yes, i have no life. errm.. no.. i dunno.. errm well.. yes. i'm lost.
i'm lost i'm lost. yes me, with no aim in life, no direction, no hope, in anything.. and there are ppl around me, who somehow lead so much fuller lives, somewhat with more meaning than what mine will ever have! yes. i got a huge wake up call today. errmm, well, to do something more with my life. hey.. ermm.. yup.
"no sorrys, no excuses, no regrets.." and that's what i've always lived by. hmmmm.. maybe it's time i actually rethink what those words really mean huh.
sigh.. hey, maybe it's time i grow up.
and adam king on tv, holds up his stout and says, " you want that big house, that big car, you want to see the world, you want to get that girl, and you want.."
well, yes i want all that.. sigh, but anyone think i can do all that with a tiger® instead? hmmmm.. OK.. no more lousy jokes.
sigh.. (".)
2004/05/22
corpoate gibberish ®
press release :: finacial year 2003/2004 :: kcinc®
Think macro-global. kcinc® practically invented the term "iteration" . Think efficient. The deliverables factor is innovative. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with new synergies? Without reporting, you will lack compliance. If you redefine perfectly, you may have to scale virally. Without adequate C2C2C intra-virtual performance, web-readiness are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, dynamic. We constantly maximize 60/60/24/7/365 reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Think turn-key. Think cutting-edge. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will cultivate the term "proactive " . If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! If you aggregate dynamicly, you may have to engineer interactively.
kcinc® is the industry leader of user-defined e-services. Our robust, customer-directed, 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar media sourcing and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to revolutionize holisticly than to brand perfectly. The capacity to deploy virtually leads to the aptitude to empower vertically. Without R&D, you will lack vertical, real-world reporting. What does the term "CAD" really mean? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for growing. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, vertical. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!
Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be holistic? kcinc® has revolutionized the theory of customer-directed, open-source bandwidth management. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you repurpose transparently, you may have to evolve mega-wirelessly. The ability to implement robustly leads to the power to cultivate robustly. A company that can implement courageously will (eventually) be able to leverage easily. The bloatware factor is B2C. We will optimize the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "B2C2B " . We have come to know that if you push the envelope vertically then you may also utilize wirelessly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The return-on-investment factor is transparent, interactive. The aptitude to unleash strategically leads to the capacity to benchmark interactively.
Have you ever needed to embrace your integrated feature set? Immediately? We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to generate iteravely. We invariably monetize distributed efficient short-term, B2B2C performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and JavaScript. Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless angel investors and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, affiliate-based, C2B2B game plan for regulating new methodologies? We often expedite proactive accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The development factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for managing unplanned-for technologies? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined.
The re-sizing factor is e-business. kcinc® is the industry leader of intuitive process management. We will empower the jargon-based term "vertical " . The subscriber-defined, sexy convergence factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without obfuscation, you will lack M&A. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? We will repurpose the term "extensible " . Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key granular iteration and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together. " not only to our CAD but our ability to recontextualize. We will iterate the term "leading-edge " . Without re-sizing reports, you will lack project management. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C, cross-platform " . If you strategize robustly, you may have to grow dynamicly.
kcinc® has revolutionized the conceptualization of project management. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Our C2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our proactive Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate initiatives, iteration reports are forced to become distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and JavaScript. A company that can matrix faithfully will (one day) be able to empower courageously. Without adequate synergies, networks are forced to become real-time. If you generate mega-globally, you may have to maximize compellingly. We invariably recontextualize vertical, clicks-and-mortar re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Think compelling.
Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for monitoring new interactive M&A metrics? We here at kcinc® realize that it is better to innovate efficiently than to unleash transparently. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We realize that if you visualize virally then you may also synthesize seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to integrate iteravely than to redefine cyber-seamlessly. Think viral. Think reconfigurable. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. If you revolutionize seamlessly, you may have to optimize intra-wirelessly. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! Think integrated. Think front-end. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate interactively than to whiteboard extensibly. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Without adequate relationships, ubiquitous, revolutionary return-on-investment are forced to become transparent. Think open-source. Think kcinc®
Think macro-global. kcinc® practically invented the term "iteration" . Think efficient. The deliverables factor is innovative. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with new synergies? Without reporting, you will lack compliance. If you redefine perfectly, you may have to scale virally. Without adequate C2C2C intra-virtual performance, web-readiness are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, dynamic. We constantly maximize 60/60/24/7/365 reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Think turn-key. Think cutting-edge. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will cultivate the term "proactive " . If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! If you aggregate dynamicly, you may have to engineer interactively.
kcinc® is the industry leader of user-defined e-services. Our robust, customer-directed, 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar media sourcing and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to revolutionize holisticly than to brand perfectly. The capacity to deploy virtually leads to the aptitude to empower vertically. Without R&D, you will lack vertical, real-world reporting. What does the term "CAD" really mean? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for growing. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, vertical. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!
Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be holistic? kcinc® has revolutionized the theory of customer-directed, open-source bandwidth management. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you repurpose transparently, you may have to evolve mega-wirelessly. The ability to implement robustly leads to the power to cultivate robustly. A company that can implement courageously will (eventually) be able to leverage easily. The bloatware factor is B2C. We will optimize the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "B2C2B " . We have come to know that if you push the envelope vertically then you may also utilize wirelessly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The return-on-investment factor is transparent, interactive. The aptitude to unleash strategically leads to the capacity to benchmark interactively.
Have you ever needed to embrace your integrated feature set? Immediately? We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to generate iteravely. We invariably monetize distributed efficient short-term, B2B2C performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and JavaScript. Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless angel investors and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, affiliate-based, C2B2B game plan for regulating new methodologies? We often expedite proactive accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The development factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for managing unplanned-for technologies? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined.
The re-sizing factor is e-business. kcinc® is the industry leader of intuitive process management. We will empower the jargon-based term "vertical " . The subscriber-defined, sexy convergence factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without obfuscation, you will lack M&A. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? We will repurpose the term "extensible " . Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key granular iteration and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together. " not only to our CAD but our ability to recontextualize. We will iterate the term "leading-edge " . Without re-sizing reports, you will lack project management. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C, cross-platform " . If you strategize robustly, you may have to grow dynamicly.
kcinc® has revolutionized the conceptualization of project management. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Our C2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our proactive Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate initiatives, iteration reports are forced to become distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and JavaScript. A company that can matrix faithfully will (one day) be able to empower courageously. Without adequate synergies, networks are forced to become real-time. If you generate mega-globally, you may have to maximize compellingly. We invariably recontextualize vertical, clicks-and-mortar re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Think compelling.
Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for monitoring new interactive M&A metrics? We here at kcinc® realize that it is better to innovate efficiently than to unleash transparently. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We realize that if you visualize virally then you may also synthesize seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to integrate iteravely than to redefine cyber-seamlessly. Think viral. Think reconfigurable. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. If you revolutionize seamlessly, you may have to optimize intra-wirelessly. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! Think integrated. Think front-end. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate interactively than to whiteboard extensibly. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Without adequate relationships, ubiquitous, revolutionary return-on-investment are forced to become transparent. Think open-source. Think kcinc®
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